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THE ART OF SURVIVAL

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What is Generation Gap?

Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct...!!!

What is Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse.
But In India, they check neighbor's house: !
Has power gone out in your house also!

What is Sense of Responsibility
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide...
Librarian looks at him and says:
Who will come for returning the book?

Grandfather to Grandson
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
Grandson: YOU go hide... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!! ??????

Sister to brother: What are you going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Brother: A football.
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my birthday she gave me Bhagvad Gita.
What to say?

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Quote for the day ;All children are artists   No matter their cultural background, no matter their economic situation, kids will always find imaginative ways to have fun. Their wild imaginations and magical childhood moments, when captured on camera by talented photographers, can make for truly wonderful photos. "All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once you grow up." -Pablo Picasso  ==========================

HOW TO IDENTIFY THE YOUNG ONES?

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