Monday, March 4, 2013

[aaykarbhavan] Fw: Indian Economy



 
V.Padmanabhan
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Subject: Indian Economy

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A very apt description of INDIA TODAY
         New Greetings from India
 
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
May your joy spread in your heart like
Corruption spreads in India&!!!
 
 
 
Congress is fulfilling its promise,
When they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask them is its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Parties
 
 
Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back&
I cannot afford both.
 
 
Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be
 More than its EMI per month!
 
 
 
Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN
(above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN
In Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!
 
 
Finally it has happened&After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan:
JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
 
 
Expensive petrol will help solve
The problem of traffic jams!
 
 
Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford
Alcohol and petrol on the same day?
 
We have the worlds cheapest car
And the worlds costliest petrol.
 
 
Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000
And get a TATA nano absolutely free.
(scheme for .&.@ Now he can get car with petrol! )
 
Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank 0&K...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card @ copy &K...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, its a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!
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Dr.V.Gopu.Pondicherry.

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