Tuesday, July 9, 2013

[aaykarbhavan] Woman!!!!!!!!!!!! F Y I. Fun. Not of any professional interest



A nice anecdote on WOMAN.

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WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN HE WAS 
WORKING LATE ON THE 6TH DAY 
AN ANGEL CAME BY AND SAID:"WHY SPEND 
SO MUCH TIME ON THAT ONE?' 

AND THE LORD ANSWERED: 
"HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE SPECIFICATIONS I 
HAVE TO MEET TO SHAPE HER?" 

SHE MUST BE WASHABLE,BUT NOT MADE OF 
PLASTIC. 

HAVE MORE THAN 200 MOVING 
PARTS WHICH ALL MUST BE REPLACEABLE AND 
SHE MUST FUNCTION ON ALL KINDS OF FOOD, 

SHE MUST BE ABLE TO EMBRACE SEVERAL KIDS 
AT THE SAME TIME,GIVE A HUG THAT CAN HEAL 
ANYTHING FROM A BRUISED KNEE TO A BROKEN 
HEART AND SHE MUST DO ALL THIS WITH ONLY 
TWO HANDS". 

THE ANGEL WAS IMPRESSED. 

"JUST TWO HANDS….. IMPOSSIBLE!" 

AND THIS IS THE STANDARD MODEL?! 


"TOO MUCH WORK FOR ONE DAY…. WAIT UNTIL 
TOMORROW AND THEN COMPLETE HER LATER". 

"I WILL NOT", SAID THE LORD. " I AM SO CLOSE 
TO COMPLETE THIS CREATION, WHICH WILL 
BE THE FAVORITE OF MY HEART". 

"SHE CURSES HERSELF WHEN SICK AND SHE 
CAN WORK 18 HOURS A DAY". 

THE ANGEL CAME NEARER AND TOUCHED THE 
WOMAN. 
"BUT YOU HAVE MADE HER SO SOFT , LORD" 

"SHE IS SOFT" , SAID THE LORD, "BUT I 
HAVE ALSO MADE HER STRONG . YOU CAN'T 
IMAGINE WHAT SHE CAN ENDURE AND 
OVERCOME. " 

"CAN SHE THINK?" THE ANGEL ASKED 

THE LORD ANSWERED : 
" NOT ONLY CAN SHE THINK , SHE CAN 
REASON AND NEGOTIATE." 

THE ANGEL TOUCHED THE WOMAN'S 
CHEEK…… 

"LORD , IT SEEMS THIS CREATION IS 
LEAKING ! YOU HAVE PUT TOO MANY 
BURDENS ON HER." 

"SHE IS NOT LEAKING… IT'S A TEAR" THE 
LORD CORRECTED THE ANGEL. 

"WHAT IS IT FOR?" ASKED THE ANGEL. 

AND THE LORD SAID : 
" TEARS ARE HER WAY OF EXPRESSING 
GRIEF , DOUBTS , HER LOVE, HER 
LONELINESS, HER SUFFERING AND HER 
PRIDE." 

THIS MADE A BIG IMPRESSION ON THE 
ANGEL; " LORD YOU ARE A GENIUS. 
YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. THE 
WOMAN INDEED IS MARVELOUS!" 

INDEED SHE IS! 
WOMAN HAS STRENGTHS THAT AMAZES 
MAN. SHE CAN HANDLE TROUBLE AND CRY HEAVY BURDENS. 

SHE HOLDS HAPPINESS, LOVE AND 
OPINIONS. 

SHE SMILES WHEN FEELING LIKE 
SCREAMING. 

SHE SINGS WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE CRYING, CRIES WHEN SHE IS HAPPY AND LAUGHS WHEN SHE IS AFRAID. 

SHE FIGHTS FOR WHAT SHE BELIEVES IN . 
STANDS UP AGAINST INJUSTICE. 

SHE DOESN'T TAKE "NO" FOR AN 
ANSWER, WHEN SHE CAN SEE A BETTER 
SOLUTION. SHE GIVES HERSELF SO HER 
FAMILY CAN THRIVE . SHE TAKES HER 
FRIEND FRIEND TO THE DOCTOR IF SHE IS 
AFRAID. 

HER LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL. 

SHE CRIES WHEN HER KIDS ARE 
VICTORIOUS. SHE IS HAPPY WHEN HER 
FRIENDS DO WELL. 

SHE IS GLAD WHEN SHE HEARS OF A 
BIRTH OR A WEDDING. 

HER HEART IS BROKEN WHEN A NEXT OF 
KIN OR FRIEND DIES. 
BUT SHE FINDS THE STRENGTH TO GET 
ON WITH LIFE. 

SHE KNOWS THAT A KISS AND A HUG CAN 
HEAL A BROKEN HEART. 

THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH HER 


SHE FORGETS WHAT 
SHE IS WORTH …


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