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ahmedabad-380 015

dt. 18-9-2012

Some Good One Liners..

*   I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
She said: Cheque books.
 
*   The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the price of a new car.
 
*   What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
 
  *   What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
 
*   Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

   *   Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

A: New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
 
*   Q: Why don't dogs marry?

A: Because they are already leading a  dog's  life!
 
*   Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
 
*   Santa Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again.

Why?  Because his Doctor told him to check the sugar level regularly.
 
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

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